The Things People Steal From Restaurants

Someone has been stealing pepper shakers from my friend’s restaurant.

Not salt and pepper shakers, mind you.

Not the set.

Just the pepper shakers alone.


I’m working on this poster for her. She’s going to put it up in the restaurant.

Hopefully the design will dissuade people from larceny.

However, I’m concerned that people will think:

“Stealing pepper shakers? That’s a thing now? Challenge accepted.”

Petty theft is absolutely commonplace in my town. I use “petty” both legally and as in:

You’re a petty person for stealing such stupid shit.”

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