Goths at the gym, vampire birds, and crickets for dinner

Wanna hear the “scream of 1,000” corpses? Try this death whistle.

Speaking of creepy science: vampire birds.

15 Foods to Add To Your Diet in 2015 — Spoiler: it’s crickets.


It’s okay; I wasn’t emotionally ready for the Little Prince trailer, either.


The diametric opposite of that trailer is this one involving Zombie Christ and, from the same movie (apparently), Hitler riding a T-Rex.

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Health Goth: When Darkness and Gym Rats Meet — Why doesn’t my local YMCA have a Nine Inch Nails cycling class on offer? (Photo via Danai Moshona.)

Come make fun of white people: The 2014 Hater’s Guide to the Williams-Sonoma Catalog.

More Gym Favorites

My workouts may be dull, but the people at the YMCA are the salt of the earth. It’s one of the best places for people-watching ever.


This week’s YMCA’s Greatest Hits are: 

  • The woman who still owns a Discman
  • The woman in the sari, dangle earrings, and glasses-with-chain who was killing it on the treadmill
  • The weight-lifting old man in the argyle sweater

I’m sure if they were describing me, they’d call me “that girl who sometimes sings out loud with her headphones because she forgets she’s in public.”