The annual Lemont Strawberry Festival was halfheartedly promoted with a few hand-drawn signs scattered around town.
The signs were so ugly and forgettable that my husband said he could do better.
I said I could one-up “better” — I could make something very, very memorable.
Creepy and ugly ad campaigns are my favorite. Consider, for example, the tattoo-worthy Burger King:
This is not a guy you leave alone with your sister.
The idea for this post started off as a tiny nugget: “What if Doritos showed an ad for Cool Ranch instead of Nacho Cheesier?”
Then I thought, “Wouldn’t be nice to see an ad featuring a same-sex couple? Or a plus-sized person that wasn’t the butt of a joke? Or men doing dishes? And why on earth is menstrual blood always portrayed as blue in ads for pads?”
Behold, friends: Unwinnable Super Bowl Bingo. The totally free, printable PDF, complete with translation chart, is right here. Play along at home.
What else are you going to do — actually care about sports?
You will not win, friends. No one ever will. But each square is one step closer to a more diverse, interesting world.
Crossing the Cthulu square off might be the last thing you ever do.