Duck and cover, because I’m about to drop a truth bomb.
“Spider Derby,” or spider fighting, is a “sport” that actually exists.
Depending on the spider species, two males or two females fight until:
- one dies,
- one falls off the leaf or stick they’re battling on,
- or an obviously failing one is rescued by its handler.
When “off duty,” the spiders are kept in matchboxes.
Maybe you’re saying “that’s barbaric.”
It’s banned in some areas, but not because it’s mean. It’s because “[children] could spend so much time hunting and training spiders that lessons and homework are missed.” Oh, and because the practice encourages gambling. (In derbies, bets go up to $1k.)
Maybe you’re saying “this has to be happening internationally.”
Yes, it does. Mostly in Singapore, Japan, and the Philippines.
And also… jails in Florida.
“In 2002, a fight between three inmates over the theft of a pet spider resulted in life-threatening skull injuries to one inmate.”
Sounds like Florida to me. (To see Florida Man’s most impressive accomplishments of 2014, click here.)
As usual, I suggest you try nothing you see on this blog at home.