“Do male Medusas go bald?”
You can’t un-read that dumb-ass question.
Space Banksy says: “I flew millions of light years to leave my art in your craps!”
What if crop circles are “real”? Are they the equivalent of a teenager with a can of spray paint?
Are crop circles left by cosmic assholes who are actively disappointing their parents?
“It’s a dog-eat-dog world. But I’m a vegan.”
To extend the animal metaphor, you can’t win the rat race if you’re not in it. But who wants to be a rat, anyway?
Why are all of the metaphors about getting ahead always animal-based? What does that say about the nature of success? That we lose our humanity to achieve it?
I know. That’s something a nihilistic 14-year-old boy would say.
Ninja Turtle to Squirrel: “… Dad?”
Squirrel: “Oh hell no. I always use condoms.”
At what point did Splinter have to tell his kids that they were adopted?
Or did they figure it out on their own?
Donatello: “There’s no one in the universe that Pops could’ve banged to make us come out.”
Raphael: (storms out, breaks stuff)
Leonardo: I’ll go after him, I guess.
Michaelangelo: I’m going to eat my feelings. It’s a 3-pizza kinda day.
Ghosting: “I’m not going to text you back.”
Was ghosting started by Casper-being passive-aggressive to his girlfriend?
Does your skull hurt from just skimming your eyes over that question?
I hope you found your visit to my sketchbook fun, if not intellectually enlightening.
