2. We always suspected this, but it’s now been proven that dogs know who’s a jerk.
^ 3. Go ahead and google “goblin shark.” I’ll wait.
4. This Amazon Review makes me laugh every time I think about it. I keep it in my brain’s (metaphorical) back pocket and break it out as needed.
^ 5. The Japanese magazine FRUiTS is shutting down because “there were no more fashionable kids to photograph.” Kids these days. Am I right? Get off my lawn, you shabbily-dressed ragamuffins.