Does hating my kitchen make me trite?

My kitchen was painted by a Vengeful Beige Demon. Beige cabinets, beige appliances, gold handles. It’s so aggressively boring that I could die. Just die, you guys. My life is in danger.

Beige-For-Days

So I downloaded that Home Depot app they’re always promoting.

Time to play with other options! Maybe some blues? Purples?

Alas, the app … leaves something to be desired.

Ugly-Kitchen

On the upside, better beige than this monstrosity.

When I tried looking into alternative kitchen options, I tripped and fell into a Google Image hole of ugly kitchens.

Worse-Kitchens

Oh my god…

SoMuchUgly

Whoa.

Ugly-Kitchen

I retract this entire post. Beige is fine.