When Facebook says, “it’s Muffy’s birthday!”, don’t just write “Happy Birthday!” on her wall.
You’re not a boring tool.
Stand out. Distinguish yourself.
Put this on her wall instead:
Nothing says “you successfully clawed your way out of your mother’s womb!” like this piece of work by Rafi Ben Aharon.
Seriously, Google Image Search is your friend.
Science fiction fan? Check out the art of WorldUFOToday’s Rick Lem, who has been “dedicating his home as an outpost for his colorfull [sic] aliens.”
I didn’t know about him before today. Did you? Isn’t your life better now?
How about a birthday gal whose husband coaches collegiate wrestling?
Typing “wrestling birthday” absolutely offers up this gem which, yes, you can buy in poster form:
If you have friends in real life (what’s that like?), you can throw them an art history princess party.
No sarcasm: I want one. Start plotting my surprise party, guys.
I’d also like this Billy from Saw cake:
Celebrate the beginning of your life with a reminder that it’s about to end.
Happy birthday, mortals. Enjoy it while you still can.