This Week in Photos: 5 Pictures With Very Short Haikus In Between

Too busy to read?
I totally get it, dude.
Let’s make this post short.

Mail-Out

When I’m mailing books
stamp variety matters
to me very much.

Willie-Snow

My house is on a
motherfucking mountainside.
The plow rarely comes.

Snow-Stop

Seriously, man:
A tundra situation.
Driving home was tense.

Shiny-Mew

Behold Shiny Mew.
Mew’s a fierce-ass Pokemon.
I gave him away.

Chubbs-Snoozin

Chubbs is a bulldog.
He likes snoozing and farting
and tug-of-war too.

This post feels done now.
I’m going to press “publish.”
Thanks for reading, friend.