Too busy to read?
I totally get it, dude.
Let’s make this post short.
When I’m mailing books
stamp variety matters
to me very much.
My house is on a
motherfucking mountainside.
The plow rarely comes.
Seriously, man:
A tundra situation.
Driving home was tense.
Behold Shiny Mew.
Mew’s a fierce-ass Pokemon.
I gave him away.
Chubbs is a bulldog.
He likes snoozing and farting
and tug-of-war too.
This post feels done now.
I’m going to press “publish.”
Thanks for reading, friend.
