How To Crochet The Ugliest Donkey Imaginable

“I don’t think crochet is your thing,” my mom said on the phone.

“Why?” I whispered, heartbroken.

“I don’t think your donkey was very successful,” she said.

Totoro Crochet

The “donkey” she thought I’d fucked up was, in fact, this Totoro.

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If you’d like to make one of your own, the Ravelry pattern is here.

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It will be an appreciated Christmas gift.

Or a confusing gift, if the recipient thinks it’s an ugly donkey.