A waterfall of plush animals attacked the unwitting family below.
“Why does this coffee taste like squirrels?” Yelp reviewer asks.
Wedding guests ate the marshmallow dress and the bride inside.
Ecclesiastes Agnew’s ghost watches customers poop in the store bathroom.
“Are those paintings ancient?” Cindy asked. “Sure,” her mommy replied.
The atheist mother and son never bought wreaths. What Grinches.
The psycho slept soundly in a fort of decapitated toys.
Sometimes Alfred wanted to smack the shit out of Bruce.