For Busy People: Eight 10-word stories to read at work Monday afternoon.

Plush

A waterfall of plush animals attacked the unwitting family below.

Coffee

“Why does this coffee taste like squirrels?” Yelp reviewer asks.

Dress

Wedding guests ate the marshmallow dress and the bride inside.

Agnew

Ecclesiastes Agnew’s ghost watches customers poop in the store bathroom.

CavePaintings

“Are those paintings ancient?” Cindy asked. “Sure,” her mommy replied.

MomJake

The atheist mother and son never bought wreaths. What Grinches.

Plush2

The psycho slept soundly in a fort of decapitated toys.

Waiter

Sometimes Alfred wanted to smack the shit out of Bruce.