My life changed drastically the day I saw the way Ancient Aliens‘ George Tsoukalos dresses in his spare time.
On the show, he wears suits. In real life, he’s basically a filthy Jersey Shore hippie.
He works at Seti, produces Ancient Aliens, and used to a bodybuilding promoter — so this weekend wardrobe pastiche makes sense.
The key to look is to put some stuff on your body that has patterns. Then put on jewelry & more jewelry. Then put on a patterned scarf. Then foof your hair out as big as possible. (You need to look like the alien traction beam is pulling your hair skywards). You’re ready!
This look is so cool that you’ll get abducted and butt-probed by history-interfering otherworldly beings.
In case you were wondering, this outfit contains:
- Michael Kors brown leather jacket, $625
- Skinny jeans, $746
- DvF scarf, $186
- Skeleton frog shirt, $19
- Alaya Bar necklace, $529
- Turquoise/gold necklace, $1419
- Boots, $125
- Pyramid ring, $125
The galaxy’s the limit to how good it’s possible to look, guys.