Halloween is a Superior Candy Holiday

We should stop having Valentine’s Day and just celebrate Halloween again instead.


Most lady Halloween costumes are lingerie anyway — just like on Valentine’s Day.

You get candy in either situation.

Single people don’t feel excluded. They can get their Stevie Nicks-inspired witch look going on.

If you’re in a couple, you can wear a couples costume.

I’m onto something here, and you know it.