I wrote a post last year about how atheism helped me deal with my fear issues.
It feels good to be a functional adult who doesn’t live in terror of darkness all the time, but it’s also kind of… a letdown.
The world’s a little less magical. There are no demons, but there also no saints — or unicorns, or witches, or healing crystals.
There are also probably no aliens who want to touch our butts.
There’s nothing that would complete Valentine’s Day like aliens all up on the bootay.