Flash Fiction About Cats


When Grumpy Cat’s people changed his diet to kibble, he didn’t get mad.

He got even.

He peed slowly, luxuriously into their favorite teapot.

His people did not know to clean it out before preparing their afternoon oolong.



The na’vi people created their own Cheshire cat.

It was a wily dipshit that opted for invisibility all the time.

Many old na’vi broke their hips tripping over it.


The CEOs got into an argument over whether “Miffy” or “Muffin” was the better cat name.

The battle was so heated that a mutually beneficial deal was not struck.

They died separately, in great wealth, though not as great wealth as they could have had.

“Miffy” is clearly the superior cat name.

Happy hump-day, Internet! Treat your pets right!