I’m so excited; I just can’t hide it.
I love reverse mermaids.
Sorry, Little Mermaid fans — when I come across a blob like this, I have to turn it into my favorite chimera: the reverse mermaid.
Impractical. Ugly. Alluring.
I’m not the only one that feels this way.
Examine this sculpture:
She’s got a bass that just won’t quit. Am I right, fellas?
(If anyone knows who made this, please let me know, so I can go to their house and beg them for it.)
The biggest Reverse Mermaid fans have tats, of course.
I love the Hawaiian one (#3) with the angler-fish head, bad voice, and unshaven legs. That’s a sultry combo.
But is it sexier than these reverse centaurs?
The Universe may never know.
Enjoy the rest of your weekend, fellow mythology nerds!