One of my many tightly-kept secrets is revealed in this post.

Gab Collab Fish Mermaid

I’m so excited; I just can’t hide it.

I love reverse mermaids.

Sorry, Little Mermaid fans — when I come across a blob like this, I have to turn it into my favorite chimera: the reverse mermaid.

Impractical. Ugly. Alluring.

I’m not the only one that feels this way.

Examine this sculpture:

Reverse Mermaid Sculpture

She’s got a bass that just won’t quit. Am I right, fellas?

(If anyone knows who made this, please let me know, so I can go to their house and beg them for it.)

The biggest Reverse Mermaid fans have tats, of course.

Reverse Mermaid Tattoos(sources: 1, 2, 3, & 4)

I love the Hawaiian one (#3) with the angler-fish head, bad voice, and unshaven legs. That’s a sultry combo.

But is it sexier than these reverse centaurs?

 

Silly Reverse Centaurs

 

The Universe may never know.

Enjoy the rest of your weekend, fellow mythology nerds!