Hey kids! Wanna die in a cool way? How about a euthanasia coaster? “Riding the coaster’s track, the rider is subjected to a series of intensive motion elements that induce various unique experiences: from euphoria to thrill, and from tunnel vision to loss of consciousness, and, eventually, death.”
Speaking of morbid shit I’m obsessed with, this season of American Horror Story (Freakshow) looks rad.
More favorite TV: There was a mini-Space Cases reunion in Montreal this week!
Yeah. I still love Space Cases. I long as my bills are paid and laws are upheld, I get to do whatever I want. (Comic: xkcd.)
Except wear leggings in public. Yoga pants aren’t pants — unless you’re at the gym, or at Wal-Mart. A friend tried to argue with me about what constituted “pants,” and I linked her to this. Case closed.
Speaking of clothing, Urban Outfitters’ screams for attention are getting more pathetic. If you thought the mental health mockery shirts were bad, strap in for the bloody Kent State shirt. (I realize the irony of saying they want attention, then giving it to them. Trust me. I’m on board. I just cannot get over the Kent State shirt.)
In more weird company choices, Burger King is releasing a black ‘Goth’ burger in Japan.
Looking at the Goth burger makes me oddly hungry — just like always.
Did you like those dogs? Here’s the last living dog that served in 9-11.
And, finally, the uplifting message that though not everyone is beautiful, you can still be valuable, important, interesting, and worth loving.