I’m disappointed the three-boob lady isn’t real.
Yinz need to listen up: Pittsburghers have America’s Ugliest Accent. I find it hard to believe the Yinzers beat Boston — or the entire South — but okay.
This scare article about Dungeons and Dragons from 1985 is hilarious. “You do not casually play [Dungeons and Dragons], just as you do not casually take heroin.”
Daddy’s a shapeshifter is a creepy story. That’s a Stephen King novella waiting to happen.
^ This image might be the definition of a First World Problem. That said, I have suffered in this way.
Hilarious and true: a teen was arrested for having sex with a stuffed house in a Wal-Mart. Guess which state it happened in. Just guess. Then click on the article and find out. Oh, while you’re there, giggle at every detail.
Someone threatened to shoot up Penn State last week. He said it was a “prank.”
Speaking of bad news, there are plenty of Ebola-themed crafts on Etsy.
And, finally, Facebook gave me this ad:
Its algorithm must be very advanced to know how to combine my interests like that. What a blessing the Internet is.